DOES BIDEN EVEN THINK ABOUT WHAT HE SAYS????

Joe Biden is a real piece of work...

He is now recommending that we all get shotguns...(generally good advice, BTW for light, casual zombie repellant...00 buck...nasty at 50 yards and in...)

But...Joe says that a shotgun is all we need...

Says that it is "easier to aim..." (Joe must have become an expert skeet shooting with the King...)

Says that we don't need assault rifles for protection...

But...what if:

we feel the need to fend off a whole mob of zombies looking to share some wealth when the food stamps run low???

or a platoon of government thugs ala Randy Weaver???

(Isn't that the reason for the Second Amendment, after all??)

Joe says it is ok for the gov't to ban certain weapons like tanks, fighter jets and flame throwers...

Jo Jo is going straight to Craig's List to see if there are any MIG 29s or small yield nuclear devices available from the KG use to B???

I can buy a flame thrower or a tank over the back fence of my office here in Pensacola...

And...Jo Jo has a great recipe for napalm and a plan for homemade Claymore mines...

If the military keeps cutting back, I am going for an F-16 and some of those cool Strikers...I might have to defend Santa Rosa Island from the Chinese...

Jo Jo will not be disuaded by a PATERNALISTIC, senile Obama side kick...

Every time one of these jerks open their mouth, Jo Jo's libertarian rants seem more plausable...

JO JO HATH SPOKE...

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Len Maxwell Feb 20, 2013, 2:14pm UTC

You missed a couple important points in his statement, Jo Jo.

First, he said to get a double-barreled shotgun. Um, that limits you to two shots before you have to reload.

The other thing is that he told his wife to walk out onto the back porch and fire two rounds into the air -- that'd scare away anyone.

I wonder if Joe thought about the fact that those pellets were going to come back down somewhere.

I disagree with you on the load; I keep either #7 or #9 shot in mine.

Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy Feb 20, 2013, 2:24pm UTC

Me too...as the first shot...actually, no. 4 buck is pretty good for in doors...

I don't think he thinks about much...

Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy Feb 20, 2013, 2:27pm UTC

And 4 bird shot is pretty good...not usually fatal; won't kill the neighbors but will make a zombie think twice about eating your brain...

Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy Feb 20, 2013, 2:31pm UTC

Here is my Claymore plan...get some Gorilla glue...lightly coat a flat can of black powder...glue on buck shot...put piece of steel on the other side to shape the charge...detonate with fuse of choice...

Push comes to shove, detonate with rifle shot...

Len Maxwell Feb 20, 2013, 2:43pm UTC

I prefer electrical detonators for claymores. Gives me more control.

Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy Feb 20, 2013, 2:50pm UTC

Jo Jo is old school...I prefer stuff I can make out of common house hold items...

Len Maxwell Feb 20, 2013, 2:55pm UTC

All of my stuff is made out of common household items -- I can't afford to buy the expensive stuff.

Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy Feb 20, 2013, 3:36pm UTC

Jo Jo is the McGyver of libertarian ranters...

Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy Feb 20, 2013, 3:40pm UTC

You can make a nice hand grenade on the same principle...just use a balloon ful of powder in a small water bottle filled with buck shot...or homemade napalm...or both...Great for close ups with pirates...

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Truth Always Feb 20, 2013, 2:22pm UTC

Seriously, I think Biden has a mental problem... Have you seen the commercial about someone who laughs uncontrollably or for no reason at all... Remember how Biden laughed like an idiot at the debate? I thought then that he was either drunk or had some issues? Then I started seeing those commercials... But to get back to your article... I dont know how some of these nuts even get media attention... Maybe, it is to show the public how dumbfounded some of them really are...I cannot figure out why he was even allowed to be vice president...I think he is an embarrassment. Look at all the whacky things he has said....

Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy Feb 20, 2013, 2:26pm UTC

You need qualifications to be a plumber or an interior decorator...All a democrats needs is an unlimited supply of other people's money to buy food stamps and smart phones with...

Truth Always Feb 20, 2013, 2:30pm UTC

Great point Jo Jo... I never thought about it like this but you are so right...

Nikita( Kicks) M Feb 20, 2013, 2:39pm UTC

Jo Jo made some good points and Jo Jo is right. I don't know too much about guns but I do know I ain't gonna take up learnin from Biden.

Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy Feb 20, 2013, 2:51pm UTC

He and the Bamster perfect reverse barometers...

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Ian Thorpe Feb 20, 2013, 3:00pm UTC

Biden is an idiot. I'm not an expert on assault weapons but I believe they can be set to fire a single shot. A single shot is all it takes to eliminate a bear, wolf or burglar in your garden. Nobody would use an AK47 indoors, it's an outdoor weapon, people would use a handgun. And if the bullet goes right through the target you are looking at a half hour job with filler and a splash of paint to make good your wall.

A shotgun at close range indoors though is going to make a big mess, here you're looking at full redecoration and will probably have to get the carpet cleaners in too. And you will be finding scraps of human tissue on your books, objets d'art, CDs and your precious vinyl collection for years. Old Joe B the VeePee did not think it through again.

Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy Feb 20, 2013, 3:37pm UTC

I prefer a short barreled 410 gauge for inside work...less messy and very fatal at close range...000 buck...4 pellets the size of a .38...nasty...

Ian Thorpe Feb 21, 2013, 7:39am UTC

I guess SWMBO likes that too, every time you get burgles, she gets to redecorate.

Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy Feb 21, 2013, 10:09am UTC

At burgler range, they make a very tight group...

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